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2013年8月16日星期五

爆笑英語:噹漢子愛上女人之必须里臨的

 If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧,不夠君子

  If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧,不象汉子

  If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 誇她吧,翻譯,說你詐騙

  If you don't, you are good for nothing 不誇吧,說您笨蛋

  If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧,說你氣筦炎

  If you don't, you are not understanding 不順吧,不擅解人

  If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫,疑你坤練

  If you don't you are half a man 太規則,魅力不够

  If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她,招她膩煩

  If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少往點,怨你獵素

  If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好,說你花古道热肠

  If you don't, you are a dull boy 骯髒些,缺個旧道熱腸眼

  If you are jealous, she says it's bad 嫉妒吧,你太狹窄

  If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 美丽里,讲你不愛

  If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 供悲吧,不足尊重

  If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧,不够愛寵

  If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你早了,她等得煩

  If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 她早了,女孩特權

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